Conversations with a toddler

I had a conversation with Drake yesterday while he was busy playing Legos. It went something like this:

Me: Lucy is the prettiest girl in the world and Drake is the handsomest boy in the world.

Drake: No. Lucy is a poophead.

Me: If Lucy is a poophead, so are you. I must have two poophead kids.

Drake: Mom.... are you annoying me?



I can already tell it's going to be a continual battle of wits between the two of us.